"One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life."
John Green (via asdfghjkllove)
"I learned that people can easily forget that others are human."
"Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)
humorous:

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

i just lost my shit

humorous:

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

i just lost my shit

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

the-stoner-sage:

thequeenshabit:

This little nug of weed looks like the rose from Beauty and the Beast. 🌹

This is so important

the-stoner-sage:

thequeenshabit:

This little nug of weed looks like the rose from Beauty and the Beast. 🌹

This is so important

super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

#was

super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

"I’m used to it"
The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via suspend)
grossstadtgekritzel:

"We Fall in love with people we can’t have"

grossstadtgekritzel:

"We Fall in love with people we can’t have"

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

"Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier"

Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via confusingmisery)

The logic hahahahaha

(via kennakittymeow)

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

la-bby:

whtkd:

egotisticalgold:

The female body is art.

true

^ yes

la-bby:

whtkd:

egotisticalgold:

The female body is art.

true

^ yes

"I will always love the false image I had of you."
(via expiry)

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

image