rosenrot5:

itsclintoncraig:

shakirugh:

when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowlimage

I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country

I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world

anus:

spotting a hot person

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mycatsaregay:

corgisandboobs:

Is this what happens when you realize you’re gay?

yeah

"I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am."
Epiphany. (via 1missedcallfrommom)

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

heart:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

worldpeaces:

if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me