existic:

if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

sobersexting:

babyferaligator:

BLIND PEOPLE CANT SEE NUDES 

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jocelynesnevercomingdown:

Reading this fucked me up so badly

jocelynesnevercomingdown:

Reading this fucked me up so badly

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

pokemoncap:

good.

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis